Maybe there's no difference between man and woman?
There was a slight variation to the joke I previously just put up. If you haven't read that one, read it first before you read this one! My brother just emailed me the actual one. Here it is:
One day while Heidi was taking a shower, Faith suddenly asked her in Mandarin, "mommy, do you have bird bird?" Heidi laughed. Then she asked Faith, "Does Tong tong have bird bird?". Faith replied, "No". She continued, "Didi (her brother) has bird bird". Heidi next asked, "Does papa have bird bird?" Faith said, "Papa don't have bird bird." (whahahaha! My poor brother is not a man?!) Then Heidi asked her, "Does Nainai (grandma) have bird bird?" Faith replied, "Nainai don't have bird bird". Lastly, she asked, "Mommy, does Yeye (grandpa) have bird bird?" Heidi said, "Why don't you ask Yeye?"
Hahahaha.......
If she really asks my father, I think he will pengzzz.....hahahha!
Joyce